Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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