Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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