Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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