Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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