Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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