He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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