I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
