I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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