i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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