I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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