Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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