love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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