Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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