is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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