I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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