And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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