he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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