I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Your tits are I can't wait for
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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