Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Holy shit dude........stairs
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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