it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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