some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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