love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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