its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
