In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Do vagina's smell?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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