I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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