I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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