We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I've blown a few things in my day
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
