is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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