We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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