guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She bit a glass in half.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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