He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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