these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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