Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
There's even glitter on my cock...
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