are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
