I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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