adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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