her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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