Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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