it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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