Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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