Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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