Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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