found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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