you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
