found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
