I think scott just propositioned me for sex
If that was your dad, he is hot
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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