It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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