so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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