Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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