are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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