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I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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