...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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