normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
