Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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