I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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