who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
well, you know. whores of a feather.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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