Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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