And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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