talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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